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Slanguage

Every decade has its words and phrases that became worn out from overuse.

For example, the 1960s had “groovy.” The ‘70s introduced the tired word “bummer.” In the ‘80s, “bitchin’” turned everyone into a surfer dude, and after the ‘90s, no one wanted to hear the word “bling” anymore.


As for this millennium, I nominate “metrosexual” as the most irritating word thus far.


(Note: I won’t mention “like” and “you know” and “all” as replacements for the word “said.” They are too far-gone to be listed here.)


Here are 12 of the most irritating words and phrases today:


1. It is what it is


But it shouldn’t be anymore.


2. Man cave


Let’s let this one stay in its hole and not come out for a while.


3. Amazing


Um, not so much.


4. Baby bump


Enough already. Pregnant is pregnant.


5. Awesome


It is used so often it means nothing. This one gets the award for most overused.


6. Whatever


Dismissive and rude. Used by sullen teens everywhere. Another one that has transcended time.


7. Literally


Said like this: “LIT-rally.” What is that about, anyway?


8. Think outside the box


This is so tired that we should all start thinking
inside the box instead.

9. It’s all good


Except it’s not all good. Some of it’s just OK. Some is bad—like this tired phrase.


10. Process


We are all in process, processing, in the process of, etc. Maybe we should stop processing and just
do or be.

11. Just a thought


This usually precedes a critical or argumentative statement. It’s unnecessary and condescending.


12. Virtual


At this point, so much of our lives are virtual (if we are computer-based) that we need to come up with an alternate word that means online reality. Because it’s not virtual anymore—it’s real. What words or phrases drive you crazy?


Sharon Greenthal blogs about her observations of the world around her, from the important to the inconsequential at Empty House, Full Mind. A version of this story first appeared on the 12 Most blog.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I'd like to add to your slanguage list that business people use (I think it makes them feel superior but all it does is obscure what they are saying.
Impactful (most hated in my mind)
incentivize (2nd most hated)
operationalize (how stupid is this one?)
solution (that's nice, but what does it DO?)-
buy-in

Just a few - look on almost any business web page and you'll find a few of these. Ugh.